Hubby having a rough day

At Klispan Beach Washington in the cold, dark, damp winter I have always loved till now AT 60 my poor old body says enough of the cold, dar, damp, rainy, stormy, where is the sun, it pours from October till April almost, I mean if you are really honest it just rains and rains here.  Anyway here is what the rain does to you in the Great Pacific Northwest....yes I know, I know.  The winters here are cozy and yes I know you like the 4 different and distinct seasons but I lived once in Arizona a long time ago and if I had known about all the semi-tropic plants and birds and the sun, sun, sun and the warmth, warmth, I would have moved and stayed years ago and you know they have these placed to eat down there in the sun with actual Misters that call them...yep they spray mist on you and I can't wait till I get so hot from the sun I need three of those, them darn misters going all day.  So be it! (Long Beach I love ya and went back each year to rent that little mobile and sit and hear the ocean at night....just too old and too cold now).